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ehhhr:

has anyone tried typing with their boner 

yes, it’s quite hard.

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cokeproblem:

The first person to discover static electricity must have been shocked

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"Books fall open, you fall in. When you climb out again, you’re a bit larger than you used to be."

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"I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone."

Dan Howell (via corruptional)

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